frongfriend:

Yes, this is the true ending 🌱

sandmandaddy69:

lakevida:

guys can we make a dick again for old times sake

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cuttincandyyyy:

dinovelvet:

Where to sit your assteroid down.

religion-is-a-mental-illness:

aplpaca:

I know I put this on the tags of that “horses will eat meat and eggs” post but like if that’s all it takes for people to get freaked out and think horses are deranged then they should also be aware that almost all other herbivores do the exact same thing. It’s actually seems to be way less common for herbivores to eat 100% only plants than it is for them to eat meat occasionally (koalas are one of the suspected few strict herbivores bc their diet and digestive system is so specialized). They don’t go out searching/hunting for it like carnivores and omnivores, but if they stumble across some carrion or some eggs (or some particularly easy live meat), that’s fair game, even moreso if other food is scarce.

Like,,,,Deer will eat dead fish and rabbits, and have been recorded eating dead deer also. They’ve also been recorded eating live hatchlings from bird nests. Rabbits will scavenge birds a lot, and also do scavenging cannibalism. Snowshoe hares have been recorded scavenging a lynx, which is ironically their main predator when alive. Elephants will eat fish. Cows will eat live birds just right of the ground, along with eggs they may find.

Horses aren’t deranged bc they’ll eat meat, they’re deranged bc theyre like if you put the ghost of a psychically-sensitive victorian child into the body of a 1500 pound mammal.

kudriaken:

Young Widow.
! TW- Violence and blood !

Illustration with the darker vibes than usual, going a little for Gothic horror.

bemusedlybespectacled:

brattylikestoeat:

ALT

rezmacro:

jestergal:

jestergal:

its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go “D:”

why is this mom joke getting notes

bc its true

bananonbinary:

here’s your fucking feedback @staff

list of problems the removal of icons causes:

• i cant see my friends
• ruins the sense of community
• can’t tell at a glance who’s online right now and what they’re interested in
• literally cannot tell without scrolling back up who put a post on my dash if it has a single addition attached to it. or like. 2 paragraphs in the op.
• i cant click my own icon at the top of the dash to quickly view my own blog
• can’t tell who someone used to be if they change their username
• squashes the margins between the menu and posts, making the whole dash feel more cramped
• ruins the quick visual cue of how long each post is and where it ends when you’re trying to scroll past ones youve seen before
• people put a lot of creativity and individuality into icons, and now i never see them
• makes people who primarily reblog instead of make their own posts all but completely disappear

list of problems solved by removing icons:

• ?????
• who the fuck was asking for this
• ive never in my life seen a website or app that has profile pics forcibly HIDE them, so i guess you did it you made the dash unique again in the worst way

here’s some more feedback: maybe when you run an a/b test you should, idk, actually have a feedback form people can fill out about it somewhere