1rakus:

1rakus:

1rakus:

an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result

this isn’t an arbitrary fact nor am i saying it in a fit of tryhard i’m-so-quirky-weird-internet-man pretense ok im saying that metaphysically speaking, if we were talking about the pure intent and function of angels and cell towers, they are absolutely in the same family of creature

people are asking “are you okay” and “what the fuck does this mean”. you are not contributing to divine phylogeny

kotenok:

people who can wake up and get out of bed right away are stronger than the troops

randomitemdrop:

jetchup:

Articulated finger extensions

Item: articulated finger extensions

(Files to 3D print your own)

mewto:

i’d rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i’d live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

nonbinaryjew:

kafkarockopera:

akinaw:

kragehund-again:

thivvy:

kragehund-again:

biggest threats to a 5yo’s life

• bermuda triangle
• quicksand
• sharks/lions/wolves (creatures)
• lava
• getting sucked down the drain in the bathtub

pools of green acid too

cont.

• bubbly green acid pits
• electric eels/piranhas/snakes
• a super poisonous very rare sea creature that happens to be in lake michigan while your family is on vacation
• drawn in and compacted by an escalator

• the Basement™
• accidentally touching seaweed
• Area 51
• going to the bathroom at night
• spontaneous human combustion
  

thekanucklehead:

luisonte:

Vecinitas locas

1cecxla:

masturbatress:

I think Ford speaks for all of us in that.

audible-smiles:

my grandma has this 115 year old picture book, and apparently in 1907 they would just let you publish anything

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